von Der Joh » So 7. Dezember 2003, 17:00
Ein paar lustige Sigs die ich irgendwo aufgeschnappt habe:
In a world without fences and walls, who needs windows and gates?
Error in reality.sys - Reboot Universe (y/n)?
'Never argue with an idiot. They drag you down to their level then beat you with experience.'
"Learn Japanese. It has no future." - Ian Horner, for you know, the Japanese language has a past tense and present tense, but no future tense . . .
"Always remember that you are unique -- just like everyone else."
Die Summe der Intelligenz auf unserem Planeten ist eine Konstante; die Bevölkerung wächst.
Does a perfect sphere sitting on a perfectly flat plane exert infinite pressure on its point of contact?
"War does not determine who is right- only who is left"
"More idiots die in the United States on the 4th of July then any other day of the year. With all the idiots in this country we need more 4th of Julys."
"Treat each day as if it were your last. Eventually, you'll be right."
"The great tragedy of science -When a beautiful theory is destroyed by an ugly fact."
"Gestern standen wir am Abgrund. Heute sind wir einen Schritt weiter"
"Get your mind out of the gutter. You're blocking the light."
"If Bill Gates had a nickel for every time Windows crashed, oh yeah.. he does."
Kämpfer für das Gute oder die USA, je nachdem wer mich mehr braucht!
"Vescere braces meis" =Eat my shorts (latin)
Genius may have its limitations, but stupidity is not thus handicapped. -- Elbert Hubbard
Under capitalism man exploits man; under socialism the reverse is true. -- Polish proverb
Statistics are like a bikini. What they reveal is suggestive, but what they conceal is vital. -- Aaron Levenstein
We are living in a world today where lemonade is made from artificial flavors and furniture polish is made from real lemons... -- Alfred E. Newman
Black holes are where God divided by zero. -- Steven Wright
Carpe DM! (For all the other role-playing fans out there...)
"I want to die peacefully, in my sleep, like my Grandfather. Not yelling and screaming like the passengers in his car."
"The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese"
"Microsoft Works is the most oxymoronic phrase I've ever heard!"
Wer das deutsche "Wenn Fliegen hinter Fliegen fliegen, fliegen Fliegen Fliegen nach" kennt, sowas gibt's auch im englischen: Buffalo (adj.) buffalo (noun, plural) buffalo (verb, plural) Buffalo (proper adj.) buffalo (noun, plural).
"Video games don't ruin kids. If Pac-Man ruined us as kids, we would all be running around in darkened rooms, eating magic pills and listening to repetitive electronic music"
You have to marvel at the unique lunacy of a language in which your house can burn up as it burns down, in which you fill in a form by filling it out and in which an alarm goes off by going on.
Totus arx occupamur nos -All your Base are belong to us
"If a man speaks in the forest and there's no woman there, is he still wrong?"
There are 10 types of people in this world, those who can read binary and those who can't
Wenn jemand noch mehr davon hat nur her, ich mag die ^_^